About WannabeWordsmith


Not big, not clever, just determined.

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Leeds, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
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19 Mar 2019 08:14
Getting better at everything I try.
Favorite Authors:
Douglas Adams, David Thorne, Louise Voss & Mark Edwards, James Herbert, Lee Child, Simon Kernick, Mark Dawson.
Favorite Movies:
The Usual Suspects, Primer, Se7en, Arlington Road, 15 Minutes, Memento, A Scanner Darkly, Inception, Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead, Ronin, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, The Matrix, Fight Club, Sin City, Sophie Scholl, The Lives of Others, Dead Man's Shoes, Run Lola Run, Head On, Weekend at Bernie's.
Favourite TV Shows:
Breaking Bad, X-Files, Still Game, Spaced, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Black Books, Green Wing, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, 24, Heroes, Flight of the Conchords, Yes (Prime) Minister.
Favorite Music:
Frank Turner, The Prodigy, Muse, Eminem, The Beatles, Walk Off The Earth, Noisia, Knife Party, Cheryl Crow, Morcheeba, Enigma, Portishead, Rimsky-Korsakov, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sarah McLachlan, Tori Amos, early Linkin Park, drum 'n bass, breakbeat, dubstep... anything that is engineered well, makes a statement and sounds good loud.


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Posted: 17 Mar 2019 09:57

Someone on Lush told me that my words take her breath away and blow her mind <img src="/images/emoticons/love10.gif" alt="love10">

Whether true or not, it made me feel amazing all the same. Think it's a power thing; to be able to please someone sexually with just words on a page is a real kick for me. Love it.

Posted: 11 Mar 2019 16:53

I know I always say this but I couldn't have picked the top ten, let alone top three. To be on the podium alongside the awesomeness of Miss Curvy and the amazing talent from TangerineSky is beyond anything I expected, especially in a category so unfamiliar to me.

Thank you to the judges and everyone who entered to make this a great competition. There are a few stories in the top ten I'm ashamed to admit I didn't get round to reading but I shall make amends when I can. I did read as many as I could and was mightily impressed.

Finally, where would we be without Nicola and her vision to host the finest erotica site on the internet. There's simply no comparison, thank you.

Posted: 08 Mar 2019 05:41

Great stuff, Kee. Although I like to think I'm getting better as a writer, I'm still guilty of some of this stuff so thanks for bringing them back to the forefront of my memory so I can employ the techniques in future.

Posted: 04 Mar 2019 16:03

1) Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse - which is how all Spider-man movies should be. Forget the live action shite, this is where it's at!

2) Fishermen's Friends - A fab tale based on a real-life Cornish sea-shanty band, and their discovery by a London music exec.

3) Alita: Battle Angel - Bringing the Manga character to the big screen was always going to be a challenge, but Rodriguez did it with style. Kick ass.

Posted: 25 Feb 2019 09:26

I nominated a few (not my own <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">) in the Flash and Short Story categories. Most were approved today so please go and give our wonderful authors a vote.

Posted: 22 Feb 2019 16:20

Stepping outside my comfort zone once more, I've penned a story for The Moment You Knew contest.

Love, romance and girl-on-girl sex are certainly not things that come naturally to me as a male writer so I would appreciate any feedback you may have on Royal Crush, which features the burgeoning relationship between two young upper-class girls - one destined for the throne of England, the other her employee stable hand.

Even if you don't like mine, please stay and dip into the other stories in the competition, as there's some fab talent on display.

Thank you in advance, as always.

Posted: 29 Jan 2019 16:04

Not sure I qualify as an expert, but the motivation to write often comes from a random thought while my mind is freewheeling. Usually during some mindless household chore I'll have a thought: "what if..." or a cool line will pop into my head and I jot it down. Maybe make some rough notes alongside. Who goes where, what might happen.

From there, maybe I'll write an intro or the outline of a single scene and see if the story inspires me to write more. If it does, there's a chance it'll inspire others to read it: then the motivation to create something kicks in. If the idea isn't as great as I thought it might be, I'll leave it parked. Maybe come back to it one day, maybe not. My hard drive's littered with crappy openings and half-finished ideas that occasionally get recycled into other stories. But mostly they just sit there gathering digital dust.

If I find the words come tumbling out and I can't stop writing, then I know I'm onto something. That's when I find time in the day - usually late at night/into the wee hours - to add to it, bit by bit, paragraph by paragraph, week by week. The act of being motivated makes me more dedicated to finishing it, like some self-fulfilling end game.

Then I'll usually sit on it for a while until I've forgotten most of what I wrote. Maybe a few days/a week later, I'll give it a read with fresh eyes and edit the hell out of it. Tighten things. Embellish where necessary, but mostly cut, cut, cut.

Repeat over a few days until I don't find myself making edits and I start to question if it's even any good any more. Then publish it and hope.

As you can gather, my stuff is usually a long-haul project. Months to finish a piece, chipping away at it. Sometimes I'll get bogged down in detail and walk away. Come back next month and try again. So finding 15-30 mins every day or two to re-read or hack/add to a story isn't usually much of a hassle. Very occasionally (mostly for Flash fiction) I'll get a sudden rush of inspiration and the piece will practically write itself in an afternoon, but that's the exception.

Doubt that helps you at all, but, well, you did ask!

EDIT: Oh, and one thing almost guaranteed to inspire me is to read any story by browncoffee, fuzzyblue, saucymh, Jen, Liz, ... basically any of the kick-ass writers we have on the site that regularly attract RR/EP awards. They're the platinum standard writers to which I aspire.

Posted: 24 Jan 2019 02:20

I usually just make up stuff on the night but having never been to Abisko I had to do loads of research and now YouTube constantly shows me Abisko tour ads as does every site I visit that has ads...

Sounds like someone needs to turn off interest-based ads in their browsers ;)

In response to the OP, yep I've been down that rabbit hole when in research phase; all of a sudden finding myself on random sites that bear little relation to the subject I intended to verify.

When, ahem, researching some facet of relationships or sex to inject some adding zing into a story, one site often leads to another and before long all roads lead to Pornhub or Xhamster. *sigh* that spells the end of writing for that night...

Posted: 19 Jan 2019 06:42

it keeps asking me for a specific location and I'm not prepared to give it

Do what I do on sites that insist on asking for information you don't want to give: lie <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

You ought to see my Facebook account. I was born in 1900 and live in Azerbaijan. Some of the "targeted ads" I routinely ignore are hilarious: health supplements for seniors; have you set up a will yet; it's never too late to prepare for your funeral; why aren't you dead yet; etc. Much fun.

Stats exist to be messed up <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Posted: 17 Jan 2019 02:12

I'm over the moon at placing fourth in the Winter Adventure competition, behind three lovely ladies who absolutely knocked it out of the park (and then some). To add icing to an already delicious cake, my entry Soul Searching also earned a coveted Editor's Pick, which takes my current EP total to nine; five of which are currently on the first page of results !

If you've yet to check out the winning stories or, in fact, any of the top ten and beyond in the competition, please do so. There are some fantastic entries to be enjoyed.

Thank you to everyone who took part and anyone who made time to read, score and comment on the stories. You're all terrific.

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Editor's Pick Royal Crush

The one thing more potent than her zesty juices that rained over my face to soak my dirty blonde locks, was the way she cussed. There was something about the manner in which Minty swore that turned me on. When driven by desire alone, there was no pretence. No aristocratic role to fulfil. Nobody to impress except me, grinding her perfectly smooth, wet sex against my mouth as if pleasure was...

Added 15 Feb 2019 | Category Lesbian | Votes 30 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,854 | 22 Comments

Editor's Pick Soul Searching

Say what you like about Hell, the place is certainly toasty. Sure, it gets lonely with just Mum, Dad and me rattling around the caves, but it beats the surface. I find the world so cold. Bitter. Hateful. Guess Dad would be pretty crap at his job if it was anything else, but right now, stuck on the living room sofa amid one of our father-son 'chats', even the surface seems appealing. Dad has...

Added 22 Dec 2018 | Category Supernatural | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,365 | 25 Comments

Recommended Read These Boots Are Made For Wankin'

She's everything my wife isn't. Flirtatious. Unpredictable. Domineering. Wearing nothing but knee-high black PVC boots that shine in the hotel lamplight, our eyes lock across the now crumpled bed sheets, her pretty celestial nose and full cheekbones framed by waves of scarlet hair that dust her heaving chest. We sit opposite one another on the bed and I swallow as she swishes the...

Added 28 Oct 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 2,081 | 11 Comments

Recommended Read A Touch of Faith

If someone had told me six months ago this was how my short existence would end, I'd have said they were crazy. Yet here I am, hot, sitting alone in my underpants in a nondescript hotel room, half a bottle of my dad's bourbon drained on the bedside table and a full bottle of pills resting in my left hand, its label swimming in and out of focus. It works on TV, but partway through the drink...

Added 18 Oct 2018 | Category Masturbation | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 5,756 | 8 Comments

Recommended Read Come Sunday

My duty in the cramped confessional all changed when she stepped in. Her scent was the first thing that struck me as I slid back the wooden partition between us. Sweet, fragrant, distinctly floral and expensive, she exuded radiance. I stirred involuntarily as I took in the limited vista through the privacy screen, glimpses of creamy chest bulging the ivory blouse over which brunette...

Added 02 Oct 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 4,329 | 14 Comments

Editor's Pick Far From Academic

Ohmygod ohmygod he's making his way along my row. Don't look. Stay calm. Focus on… the textbook… that's it. Principles of Neural Science. Fifth Edition. Anything other than those calf muscles and toned thighs and that well-defined package in his shorts I'm so not glancing at. The row is empty but he doesn't slow, each step directly linked to my elevating heart rate. I let my hair fall on...

Added 20 Sep 2018 | Category College Sex | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 12,269 | 24 Comments

Recommended Read Chain Hotel: Take It All

The lingerie adorning the curvaceous brunette sprawled ahead of me on the king-size bed was probably three times the hotel's rack rate. Her matt hold-ups encircled trim thighs via a smooth, dark band. Scrap of lace for panties. Not much more material in the bra. Provocative. All black. Sheer to tease in just the right places and bought specifically because she knew the effect it would have...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 5,373 | 5 Comments

Recommended Read Scrabble

The anticipation makes my hands tremble as I sit riveted to the plush leather chair. The large clock above the bar across the marbled floor in the hotel lobby reads 18:35. The hubbub of the hotel guests may have quietened to idle chatter and clinks of glasses, but the pounding of my heart has not, her messages burned into my brain. The things she promised to do if we were ever alone. I know...

Added 29 Jul 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 1,435 | 17 Comments

Recommended Read For The Taste Of It

Nobody has seen this bedroom but me. It's my sanctuary. Even stood naked in the doorway with the lights off, its mere smell calmed my racing pulse. Above the faint stuffiness of being sealed, earthy low notes swam across my nostrils, a rawness to them mixed with edgier tones. Lust. Desire. Unbridled masculinity. In the rectangle of light from behind me that cast my shadow into the gloom,...

Added 26 Jul 2018 | Category Fetish | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,652 | 7 Comments

Editor's Pick Poolside Plaything

The cocktail was ice cold in my throat yet it burned almost as hot as her. That swimsuit. Two electric pink pieces separated by a stomach not yet exposed to overindulgence. Water cascaded from her body in a 'V' as she hauled herself out of the coruscating pool directly in front of me and flicked dark hair behind her lissome frame like something from a damn movie. Nobody yelled, "Cut!" I'd...

Added 13 Jul 2018 | Category Seduction | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 21,289 | 23 Comments

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Merry Christmas Mr W. Hope 2019 brings you everything you wish for and more
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Belated congratulations on placing second in the competition, and slightly less belated birthday greetings!
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