About SirSpewalot


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Reading, music, writing.
Favorite Books:
There are piles of them, literally. I used to work in a used bookstore, which is fascinating the first five years and teaches the vanity of authorly ambition afterwards.
Favorite Authors:
Too many to name. For short stories, the authors I reread these days for pleasure are generally old favorites like F. Scott Fitzgerald, Edith Wharton, and Arthur Schnitzler in particular, and I've been reading lots of the British authors of the 1890s--Hubert Crackanthorpe, H.D. Lowry, George Egerton, and George Moore. Also a fair amount of classic ghost and weird tales--H.P. Lovecraft of course (the fellow who started this kick), Algernon Blackwood, M.R. James, Arthur Machen, Oliver Onions, Lord Dunsany, Sheridan Le Fanu, Robert Chambers, and Mrs. Riddell mostly. I also read lots of SF and a fair amount of mysteries as well as mainstream literary fiction, and quite a lot of non-fiction of many sorts. (Poetry too, but I'm not enough of a damn fool to try to write it.)
Favorite Music:
Classical, jazz, ska, and blues especially. Also Latin (especially MPB) and African pop, but much else besides.


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Posted: 26 Apr 2019 23:23

I'm a great hard bop fan, especially Blue Note from the 50s and 60s, such as Lee Morgan, Hank Mobley, Dexter Gordon, Horace Silver, Art Blakey, and Billy Higgins. More recent jazz musicians I love are Eliane Elias, Christian McBride, Antonio Hart, Roy Hargrove, Lynn Arriale, Geri Allen, and Cassandra Wilson. This is in addition to many of the musicians people have listed already.

Posted: 11 Apr 2019 20:53

So, basically, what you are saying is that since some of the fetuses in South Korea might now be aborted, North Korea should preemptively abort *all* of the South Korean fetuses by raining fire from the skies.

Posted: 01 Feb 2019 04:52

(1) In the short term, it's a combination of having an interesting or striking image or story come to mind and wanting to practice some technique in writing. In the long term, it's the satisfaction of having another story go up. It's good to hear from people that they like the latest, but it's as important to me just to actually have it out there in the world instead of in my head. A year later after it's up I'll go back, reread it, suddenly remember I wrote it, and wince in serious pain at the typos I catch. I also give thanks the damn thing's finally out of my head and not bedeviling me any more.

(2) I write when I'm inspired, often 2,000 to 10,000 words at a time, then put the file away in a folder on my computer. Later I go back to it, add more, hack out even more than that, revise what I wrote and what I let stand, and let it set some more. Recently I had a lot of long-term work that had a lot of spare time in between stages, so I finished off lots of stories I had had sitting in my folder for as much as a year and a half.

Posted: 06 Jan 2019 20:25

I have a few. The most amusing one is "A Matter of Perspective." Another straight-ish one is "Kate's Men." Mixed straight and lesbian is "Summer Storm." The others are "Helga and Consuela," "A Quick Learner," "Paideia and Sororitas," and "Cultural Studies." (Interesting--I'd have said off the cuff I only wrote one or two; I've certainly never written one in first person, unlike many of my other stories.) Hope you enjoy the ones you read.

Posted: 03 Jan 2019 01:50

It might have been Toni Tennille. She had a TV special I watched in which she was just so pretty...

Posted: 13 Nov 2018 08:54

British, French, Austrian, Cuban, Brazilian, Italian, Russian, Korean, Mongolian.

Posted: 13 Nov 2018 08:48

Whereas if she's straight then you can be absolutely sure that she's not fucking anyone else, right?

Posted: 18 Jul 2018 21:37

I have, a couple dozen times. I liked it a lot but it hurt my back. The first time was especially intense, and yes, I swallowed. It was good practice for when I started sucking other men.

Posted: 18 Jul 2018 21:34

The first time I masturbated was one evening after a girl had pressed her breasts into my elbow in the lunchline at school. As I was taking a bath, I kept thinking about that, and I was fully hard by the time it came time to wash my crotch. So I soaped up, and just kept on soaping up. Thumb and index finger of my right hand back and forth and suddenly came. What fun! So I used that technique, soap and fingers, for about two weeks. Then one night I suddenly had a sort of allergic reaction to the soap and couldn't bear touching myself! I was heartbroken, and really horny, so when I went to bed and reached down to check the skin to see if it was all right, I ended up using my whole fist. That's been my technique ever since. Don't use lube, except that I naturally used my spit the times I managed to suck myself.

Posted: 17 Jul 2018 20:35

If we count masturbation, then one day when I was 17 I decided to see how many times I could do it; turns out, 8.

If you mean sex with another person, 7, but I was in my 30s. It was my first time with a certain married couple; the husband also managed 7 times (twice in me, just as I managed twice in him). We exhausted the wife (and helped exhaust each other), but she exhausted us too.

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Bridging The Gap, Part III

Bridgett boarded. It had been a long two weeks and she was eager to finish this training and return home. Fortunately, it would be a short hop, just an hour or so. She grinned as she caught sight of Eunjeong, who grinned wildly back for a split second, and remembered sadly it would be a short hop, only an hour or so, though, thank the divine spirits, Eunjeong had a layover at the end of...

Added 18 Mar 2019 | Category Bisexual | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 929 | 2 Comments

Bridging The Gap, Part II

Over the next year, Bridgett had a dozen or so nocturnal seat affairs with men and four with women, three of the former and all of the latter ending in the toilet, all thrilling and physically satisfying but interesting the rest of her mind less and less. Before boarding, she swore to herself she would sleep a few hours and wake up fresh and dainty the next morning; as she neared her seat,...

Added 17 Mar 2019 | Category Bisexual | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 852 | 1 Comment

Bridging The Gap, Part I

Bridgett felt the warmth of his thigh against hers, and her blood pounded and heated in response. The bus hit a bump and he slid more heavily against her. His light snores and whiskey-soaked breath irritated her, but the nearness of his body tantalized her. The tingling in her loins was painful by then; the trip had been a long flush of lust punctuated by less than stellar athleticism...

Added 16 Mar 2019 | Category Bisexual | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,409

Home Nursing

My throat burned from my mouth to my voice box. I lay there exhausted in the second week of my infection, sleeping as much as the discomfort allowed while keeping up with my classes and work. The doctor had tried three different tests and treatments so far and none had panned out. My fiancée had cooked the two of us dinner and somehow kept from laughing as I croaked back in Korean to her as...

Added 10 Mar 2019 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,625

Solace To Joy

I thrust harder, the tight slickness gripping and squeezing me. I could see her green eyes and soft blonde hair as I plunged back and forth, the squishing around my cock filling my ears. With a final lunge, my loins pulsed, waves of relief washing through me, and thick jets of sticky whiteness shot into the handkerchief in my other hand. As I drained my lust and the pleasure passed, the...

Added 07 Feb 2019 | Category College Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 2,709 | 5 Comments

Folie à trois, Part III

Pilar and I stayed in bed and enjoyed each other with occasional breaks to wash up until lunchtime, when we got up and had a civilized, leisurely lunch at the dining room table. Pilar kissed me goodbye sweetly and made a date for our next day together. I went home exhausted and on fire, drained of virginal ignorance and full of the memories of Pilar giving herself freely to me and taking me...

Added 01 Feb 2019 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 1,099 | 3 Comments

Folie à trois, Part II

As he led me into the living room, his wife stood. She was short and solidly built, with Indian features, copperish skin, and long black hair piled on her head with tendrils falling around her face. She smiled broadly and held out her hand to me. I took her hand and raised it to my lips; when I looked up she was smiling ironically as she held onto my hand, looking me up and down quickly...

Added 31 Jan 2019 | Category First Time | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,839 | 1 Comment

Folie à Trois, Part I

It was another dull gray day at the cubicle farm and another cup of coffee would just bring on a caffeine headache while doing nothing to still the throbbing in my pants. The night before I had had to crash away from home; the suds had given me a head feeling stretched as tight as a drum and the talk had had my balls swollen to plums with no chance for relief. I stared at the screen and saw...

Added 30 Jan 2019 | Category First Time | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 1,863 | 6 Comments

A Sassy Maid, Part II

I showered quickly and rushed to the kitchen, where John poured me a cup of coffee and said, “Have a seat. We can talk until Melissa gets here, and then I’ll leave you two in peace.” “So Melissa is your partner.” “Yes. Maureen swings both ways, just like us, and she wanted a female lover on the side after just a few months of marriage. No doubt Melissa told you about the set-up?” “Yes....

Added 24 Jan 2019 | Category Love Stories | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,227 | 2 Comments

A Sassy Maid, Part I

“Really, Craig, it’s great to have you back again,” John said. I had given him a long discussion of my work as he drove from the train station to his house, and the conversation had died for a minute. “Maureen is eager to meet you too.” “Sorry, again I couldn’t make it to the wedding.” “You’re excused, as I said then. But we’re eager to put you up for however long you need to write up...

Added 23 Jan 2019 | Category Love Stories | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,283 | 1 Comment

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