My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie. I love sex. I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex. I love sex with men and with women. I have had a lot of sexual partners. I have given an awful lot of blowjobs. I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts. I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both. I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks. I love exhibitionism and voyeurism. I love doing all these things in the open air. I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug. I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play. I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom. I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”. I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar, just a red & white silhouette.I don’t give out my phone number or do skype. I don’t like people who talk in text speak ("Hi how R U" = ignored). But I do love my clitoris.And most years I enter the Lush Attention Whore competition. Every time I come so close...2012 ... Third2013 ... Third2014 ... [No comp]2015 ... Third2016 ... Second2017 ... [No comp]2018 ... [Still no comp 😭]2019 ... ????I've also published a short Kindle ebook. Three NEW stories, only £1.99. It's filthy, fun and cheap. What are you waiting for? See over there on my profile page for a link to it on Amazon.
Let's do it!
According to the girl in the room next to mine at uni, yes.
I voted for fucking ray of sunshine to be a badge, but nooooooo oooooooo ooooooooooooo oooooooo oooooooooo . I was once described as a "ray of sunshine" by one of my teachers. Would that be enough to qualify me for this one? Mind you, this was primary school and I was only seven at the time. <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_flower.gif" alt="flower">
I'm up for this 😉
I'll share a pot of tea with her 😊
Have you heard? I'm officially the best (and second-best) writer of Flash Erotic Fiction in the world. At least, according to the Clitorides Awards I am, where my stories "A Pizza The Action" and "The Trouble With Erections" took the top two places, beating some Lush superstar writers in the process. If you don't believe me, just go here to see the proof./>And click on the story links to take you to the stories themselves. Have fun!Annie xxx
Wow! I got the top two places in the Flash Erotic Story of the Year! I think that's the only time I'm ever going to beat both Sprite and Browncoffee in a story comp ;)
I'd lick her all over.
Sara, here's a long-neck Bud. Your uncle must have been a fellow with high standards and good taste. For is it not written on the label:"THIS IS THE FAMOUS BUDWEISER BEER. WE KNOW OF NO BRAND PRODUCED BY ANY OTHER BREWER WHICH COSTS SO MUCH TO BREW AND AGE. OUR EXCLUSIVE BEECHWOOD AGING PRODUCES...," some mighty fine lager beer. ;)If ya don't mind, I'll join you and toast your uncle. Anybody else want to join us?<img src="/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8"> At the risk of losing the support of you and all your regular customers, I must state that I'd sooner drink my own pee than let another drop of Budweiser pass my delicate lips. This nectar is the finest beer ever. I am eternally grateful to the guy who first bought me a pint of it in a back street pub near Liverpool Street Station. / I think you should get some in, barman!
The Savill Garden is gorgeous on this warm spring afternoon, the first really hot day of the year. I’m leaning over the footbridge that crosses the upper end of the Obelisk Pond, looking at the water flowing gently past, while Justin stands behind me with his arms clasped around my tummy, his cheek against mine. It feels nice, and I don’t mind when he starts to kiss my neck, nuzzling into...
Added 14 May 2019 | Category Outdoor
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“Her tits aren’t very big, are they?” mused Cindy, watching the screen with amusement. “No wonder you left her for me.” “What’s the size of her tits got to do with it?” snapped Oliver. “People aren’t watching this because of her. It’s me they’re talking about. They’re already calling it “Oliver Burton’s notorious sex tape”. How dare she put it online like that.” “Don’t fuss, hun,”...
Added 02 Apr 2019 | Category Flash Erotica
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The next morning, Andrew woke up to find a text from Emily on his phone. “Come over at 11,” it read. “Gr8 idea 4 2nite.” That sounded intriguing, he thought. He showered, made himself some breakfast, then ambled over to Cavendish Hall. When he got to Emily’s room, Calum was already there, sitting with his feet on the table and nursing a cup of coffee. “Hey, Andy,” he said with a wave....
Added 15 Mar 2019 | Category Crossdressing
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"What do you think, sweetie?” Arabella gave a seductive twirl in her new scarlet dress, bought especially for the occasion. It was cut daringly low at the front, showing a considerable expanse of her large braless breasts. This view was improved even more when she bent over, causing her huge melons to flop forward and practically spill out of the front. The danger of wardrobe...
Added 09 Jan 2019 | Category Wife Lovers
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Kevin slammed down his glass in anger. He knew it had been a mistake to come to the reception, and Arabella’s behaviour was already proving him right. He looked across the room to where she was standing much too close to Dave Costello, her wine glass at a tipsy angle, giggling at some inane remark he’d just made. He saw Dave glance down at Arabella’s ample chest, her embonpoint almost...
Added 26 Aug 2016 | Category Cuckold
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“I think he’s looking at you, Annie.” “What, him over there?” “Yes, can’t you see? He’s pretending to drink his milk-shake, but he keeps looking across at you.” “I dunno, maybe you’re right. He might just be waiting for his girlfriend or something.” “In that case, he’d better stop staring at your legs. I told you that skirt was too short.” “Bollocks. It’s fine. Anyway, I’ve got...
Added 03 Dec 2018 | Category Exhibitionism
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On Saturday morning, Janet announced that she’d invited her sister, Rosemary, and Rosemary’s boyfriend over for an alfresco lunch. We went to the market in the morning and bought fresh bread, cheese and cold meats, as well as a plentiful supply of local wine; very cheap and very good, as I’d already discovered. The local beer was mostly gassy and expensive, but the wine was better even than...
Added 02 Nov 2018 | Category Outdoor
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I opened my eyes, stretched, and looked at my phone. I’d only dozed off in my compartment for half an hour or so, but even during that short time, the landscape had changed completely. I’d closed my eyes on endless rows of ramshackle, corrugated-iron-roofed, single-story shanties on the outskirts of Johannesburg, and opened them to equally wide vistas of flat uncultivated scrubland. There...
Added 03 Oct 2018 | Category Taboo
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Introduction In summer 2012, the UK National Gallery staged an exhibition entitled “Metamorphosis: Titian 2012”, which set three paintings by Titian against modern responses to them by three artists: Chris Ofili, Conrad Shawcross, and Mark Wallinger. Inspired by Titian’s painting “Diana and Actaeon”, Mark Wallinger devised an installation consisting of a modern bathroom with a live...
Added 19 Aug 2012 | Category Erotic Poems
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To be honest, I was feeling pretty fed up that Wednesday afternoon. I had twisted my ankle the day before, and although it wasn’t that serious, it meant that I wasn’t able to go on the usual cross-country run with the rest of the sixth form. I liked cross-country. Although I wasn’t much of a long-distance runner, the chance to get off the school premises for an afternoon made it good for...
Added 23 Nov 2011 | Category Occupations
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In the meantime, having watched Giselle swallow every drop of his fertile semen out of the condom, Mobu was aroused and excited more than ever before. He pulled her towards him and kissed her passionately, pushing his tongue into her mouth and wrapping it round hers. Eventually, he pulled away and spoke eagerly to her. “Look, Giselle, maybe you think that I am a jerk and this is for me only...
Added 23 Oct 2018 | Category Interracial
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For the first time in many months, Giselle felt happy and fulfilled. She sat back and gazed at her black lover’s penis, soft and wilting after she had sucked every drop of semen out of it. She thought back over the events of the last few weeks; how miserable she had been because of her husband’s sexual inadequacy, and how her friend Becca had suggested she take an African lover. Then how...
Added 24 Sep 2018 | Category Interracial
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CHAPTER III – Mobu’s Big Black Cock On Friday evening, Mobu arrived as agreed at Becca’s house. During the previous week he had thought a lot about how he would court and seduce Giselle. He thought about what Becca had told him about her friend’s marriage in crisis, and wondered how Giselle put up with her miserable husband Francesco, who was not able to give her the sexual satisfaction a...
Added 11 Jul 2017 | Category Interracial
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The story so far: Giselle’s Italian husband, Francisco, is useless in bed, and can no longer satisfy her sexually. Her friend Becca, suggests she gets an African lover. ***** Giselle laughed with delight at her friend’s suggestion. “Ah Becca, please don’t make fun of me,” she said. “Tell me honestly; is the myth about African men really true? I mean, do they really have such huge penises,...
Added 14 May 2017 | Category Interracial
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CHAPTER I Their friends all thought Giselle and her husband Francesco were a slightly ill-matched couple. For a start, she was a youthful 33 years old, while he was 48 and looked it. She was everything that a red-blooded Italian man would look for in a wife: 5’7” tall, an angelic face with a cascade of blond hair, 130 pounds in weight, with gorgeous bouncing 34D breasts and firm...
Added 19 Apr 2017 | Category Interracial
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“That should do it,” I thought, pausing to read through the particularly vile message I was about to send to my fuck buddy, telling her exactly what I planned to do to her the next time we RV’d. I knew she’d be shocked, possibly even angry for a day or two. The thought of Claire being angry made me smile; she was a great fuck when she was passionate. I sent my ‘suggestion’. The suggestion...
Added 01 Apr 2017 | Category Cuckold
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