About hopp3r


One of my favorite things to do on sites like this is to browse the profiles of others and learn what turns them on. Somehow, knowing that it gets them off makes it all the hotter for me. I try to communicate fantasies and ideas that not only arouse others but say a little bit about what turns me on, hopefully bringing things full-circle for everybody.

Growing up, I lived in the city and more urban environments but since going out on my own I've gravitated towards the country. The people and landscapes seem to be more to my tastes and it makes visiting bigger places seem all the more inspiring due to the lack of desensitization. I like people who can hold their liquor, a conversation, and my attention at the same time but I definitely give more points for the latter two.

Sometimes I come on here for a minute or two, other times I am online for several hours, chatting and reading stories. Sometimes I'll log in multiple times a day, other times I won't be online for weeks. Regardless of the situation, I do my best to respond to any messages but there are times when they come in rather belated.

Kik: MrE2theB (although if you come off as a scam-bot I'll probably block you immediately)

Reading, Thrift/Antique Shopping, Skiing, Cooking, Woodworking, Fishing, Playing Guitar, Playing Videogames, Travel
Favorite Books:
The Running Man, The Long Walk, Ender's Game, The Joy Luck Club, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Ready Player One, The Disaster Artist, Dad is Fat, Harry Potter, 11.22.63
Favorite Authors:
Stephen King (as Richard Bachman), Stephen King (as Himself), Jim Gaffigan, Ernest Cline, August Wilson, David Lindsay-Abaire
Favorite Movies:
Primer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Cashback, Brick, Star Wars, The Amazing Spiderman, The Avengers (and most MCU), Beerfest, It Happened One Night, The Graduate, Fargo, Secretary, Swingers, Scrooged, Kiki's Delivery Service, Moonrise Kingdom, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Best in Show
Favourite TV Shows:
The Twilight Zone, Gravity Falls, Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Community, South Park, Agent Carter, The League, Modern Marvels, American Horror Story, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Moonlight Drawn by Clouds, Strong Girl Bong-Soon, Daredevil
Favorite Music:
Daft Punk, Atmosphere, Nirvana, Ed Sheeran, The Offspring, Skrillex, Andrew WK, Madeon, Ellie Goulding, Death Cab for Cutie, Garth Brooks, Iris Dement, Johnny Cash, Jack White, Led Zepplin, Brother Ali, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Tatiana DeMaria, The Interrupters, Story Untold

This list is hardly all-encompassing so if you want me to never shut up, talk to me about music.


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Posted: 14 Apr 2019 16:46

This was the first time that I've attempted to write in the 'Flash' category and was surprised at how difficult it was to stay under 1,000 words. I had to ditch quite a bit of exposition although that's likely for the better. My admiration for the authors that excel at this category has grown immensely.

Posted: 14 Apr 2019 14:43

Honestly, I don't feel that I vote or comment all that often unless I have something worthwhile to say or really want to give something that I feel deserves a great score, a great score. By having them linked, it makes it more difficult since I need to want to do both things before I can do either. However, I totally understand why people set things that way. It's nice to have specific feedback instead of just an arbitrary number (which are mostly fives anyway).

Posted: 14 Apr 2019 14:25

Years ago, my relationship ended with this particular girl. I was devastated and it took me months to recover but in the end, we really just weren't right for each other. In the aftermath of the breakup, I'll admit that I retained feelings for my ex, feelings strong enough to fuel fantasies during those lonely hours of the night. Even now, after so much time has passed and with the knowledge that I have moved on, there still exist small traces of those feelings. It's extremely rare that those lingering scraps collect enough to warrant another fantasy on a lonely night, but I'll admit that it does happen, albeit very infrequently. After all, not all of those memories are bad. Some of them are quite good. Damn good, really.

Posted: 05 Apr 2019 07:58

If you’re not much of a drinker and/or can’t stand the taste of alcohol, white wine.
If you’re new to the “wine scene” but eager to be involved, try a rosé.
Once you’ve settled down and can let your tastebuds really appreciate the flavors in a good bottle, then it’s time to uncork some reds.

Posted: 05 Apr 2019 07:49

A fetish could possibly be called a preference that isn’t held by the majority. The majority of men (straight men, at least) like tits. The majority of men aren’t that interested in feet, although plenty are.

Posted: 05 Apr 2019 07:43

I can understand why some guys, probably many guys, would be threatened or intimidated by the mere idea of a size queen. Rejection isn’t something everyone takes in stride. Personally, I’m comfortable and confident enough within myself that I wouldn’t let something like that get to me should I be deemed too small by a gal looking for a massive porn-sized dong.

Some guys are only interested in huge tits. Some gals are only interested in massive cocks. To each their own.

Posted: 24 Mar 2019 09:09

I’ll go the pragmatic route on this one and say orgy if I have the time, gangbang if there is somewhere I need to be after. I imagine that it’s rude to just up and exit an orgy once one has finished whereas it’s probably the exact opposite at a gangbang.

Posted: 19 Mar 2019 15:26

I usually work on my birthday. Even if it’s the weekend I still somehow seem to get roped into some Saturday overtime situation. The only times that I can recall not working on my birthday were when I was in school (high school, college) or when I happened to be in between jobs.

Posted: 19 Mar 2019 15:20

I never visited the place but back when I lived in Wyoming, there was an adult video store just off of the freeway. Apparently they had booths in the back for watching movies by the minute, booths which had linking glory holes between them. A guy I met on a job site once told me that it got crowded around lunch time as different business professionals would go in to let off steam on their lunch break, half of them walking out after with circle-imprints around their mouths.

So yes, they definitely exist although it’s doubtful that there are many if any like the ones seen on PornHub.

Posted: 19 Mar 2019 15:08

Damn, I missed out on this. Guess I need to just keep drinking between now and next year.

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Kat on Top [of the Hour]

Avi turned off the water and dried himself. In the next room, Kat was watching cable news. With a towel wrapped around his waist, he glanced at himself in the mirror but didn’t let his gaze linger. She, in her cotton robe, was laying back against the hotel bed’s headrest and scrolling through her phone. As the talking heads discussed topical events, her brow furled in frustration. “Rough day?”...

Added 14 Apr 2019 | Category Flash Erotica

Recommended Read Becoming A Bad Girlfriend

As the sun set, small lanterns and scattered tiki torches softly bloomed across the party. A stereo speaker blasted music but she hardly felt like dancing or singing along. Rather than joining the people laughing and smiling around the bonfire, she chose to stand just out of view, alone with her thoughts. Friday night gatherings should be fun and exciting but this one left her...

Added 26 Oct 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,588 | 3 Comments

Flush with Energetic Love

The night is flush with energetic love; a hurried car begins to disembark, illuminated by the moon above. The dim o-th dash (no more than just a spark) assists the driver's eyes to see the way afar, behind the vast horizon's dark. How burdensome the trek, be as it may, for it unfolds beyond the interstate and keeps this lustful mania away. Anticipating that which lies in wait, these...

Added 08 Apr 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 1,048 | 13 Comments

Sleight of Hand

Jenna arrived to the studio about five minutes early, or as she liked to put it, on time. The door slammed behind her from the wind and silenced the cacophony of the street outside leaving nothing in the quiet but the click of her heels. At the end of the first floor hallway were a set of narrow steps. She climbed them to the third floor and entered the first door on the left, a red one...

Added 30 Apr 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,471 | 2 Comments

Good Morning

Micheal stepped out of the shower and wrapped himself around the waist with a towel. Steam had filled the small room with a thick fog that clung to every metal surface in sight. He approached the mirror and wiped a section clear with a clean slash of his hand and found himself starring back at his own eyes. He winked at himself and smiled. Continuing to remove the thin layer of mist...

Added 24 Feb 2015 | Category Masturbation | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 15,966 | 5 Comments

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